I can fix this problem.
Give Trump the $5 billion.
No, I mean GIVE TRUMP the $5 billion.
Maybe I’m not being clear enough. Offer Trump this simple proposition: “Take this $5 billion on the condition that you and your whole clan leave the White House immediately, and none of you ever runs for political office ever again. And Trump, you personally agree to never release another tweet in your life, or else you forfeit this money. And in exchange, we will give you and your immediate family (not Kushner) immunity from any of the crimes related to Russian collusion or obstruction of justice. You will still be subject to prosecution for any other crimes you may have committed, but you’ll have plenty of money to defend yourself. You have 2 hours to consider this deal. If accepted, you and every member of your family and cabinet must be gone in 24 hours and issue no pardons to anyone for anything.”
Trump takes that deal in a heartbeat. Problem solved. The best $5 Bn the country would ever have spent.
